Behind The Podcast – Comedy Bang Bang #775
Hello podfans. A couple of things about today’s Comedy Bang Bang (#775): 1. Like most people, I’m baffled by the British royal family. They’re perfectly ordinary people with no more power to shape policy than any other wealthy person in the world. None of them seem to have the skills or talents we expect to […]
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 9/18/22
There’s a bee on the STAIR looking perfectly STILL, but will it STING me if I poke it with a STICK?
My favorite kind of autobiography is the kind that’s just an exhaustive accounting of all the times the author was right.
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 9/17/22
When I find the joker who put that giant squid in the trunk of my car, I’m gonna stuff him down the laundry chute.
“By the weakling milliplade” > “Boy, the way Glenn Miller played” “Gee our old life’s sour and great” > “Gee our old LaSalle ran great”
Fun New Activity
Construct a sentence using all of your Wordle guesses from the day’s puzzle, in order. I’ll start with yesterday’s: I’m going to need a real tile smith to tweak this grout, but as to whether I can count on finding one, I doubt it. I mean, it’s not not fun.
Watching House of Dragons ep 3. Confusing. Can’t figure out why they used CGI deer but real dragons.
Hot Twart™
We don’t always get what we want in life. For instance, there was a time when John Mellencamp wanted to see me dance naked. It never happened.
My First Twart™
The word ankle would be a great time-saving way to refer to both your aunt and uncle if it weren’t busy describing that one body part.
News About Me, My Website, The Future and Twitter
Hello reader, and welcome to the blog page of my newly designed website. This will be a place for me to share thoughts and anecdotes, try out novel grammatical experiments and syntactical leaps, and to promote my projects and myself in general. I will also use this platform as an alternative to Twitter, from […]
