Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 9/25/22
Will you CEASE asking me ABOUT grandma’s murder if I ADMIT I did it?
Wordle, you can keep the Phew when I get the word on the last try. There are no stakes here.
The Last Will Smith Oscars Joke
I know this joke is really late, but I’ve been working on it consistently for the past six months. I’m honestly still not sure if it’s ready, but it’s time to let this baby fly free and live its life. Here goes: Things sure have changed at the Oscars. This year, we had Will Smith […]
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 9/23/22
When I eat a TREAT, whether it’s square or ROUND, on a plate or on the FLOOR, I am in my GLORY!
Comedy Bang Bang!: The Podcast: The BOOK!
Folks, this book has just been announced and I can now let you know that, as implied by the inclusion of my likeness on the cover, I have contributed material to this here thing. This will be a very good buy – so buy it now! PRE-ORDER THE SIGNED EDITION: https://barnesandnoble.com/w/comedy-bang-bang-the-podcast-scott-aukerman/1141910856?ean=9781419770296
I keep telling people that Martin Starr is unrecognizable as Jeffrey Dahmer in this new Netflix show. Then today I find out it isn’t even him. I was more right than I thought!
Confession: some of the times when I’ve punched sharks in the nose, it has not been in self-defense.
Re: Twarts™
Hi reader. I’ve gotten some feedback on the new blog and apparently, believe it or not, when some people see the word “twart”, they initially assume it must be a combination of the words “tweet” and “fart”. That doesn’t make any sense to me. I’m sure those people are in the minority and most […]
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 9/19/22
Remember, you have to use the words in the order that you guessed them, and try to make it one sentence. If you have to divide it into two sentences, fine, whatever, who cares? Today I had to CLEAN the ball my dog likes to FETCH TWICE and then I had to figure out what […]
“Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed” – a children’s movie
