“Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received”? No, I don’t think so, sirs, madams and automated voice generators. Calls

I’m surprised we’ve been able to carry on this long with both a Billie Eilish and a Billy Eichner.

It has been brought to my attention by people with access to calendars that the two month break that was announced for my podcast(s) has

White Noise, the movie, is great. It has 63% on Rotten Tomatoes, which means that some reviewers didn’t like it much. Well those people can

I will not dine on SQUID nor TRIPE, no matter the time nor CLIME.  If you’ve read these words and you serve me those, you

Back at my boyhood mall, I am reunited with this majestic mall statue of an indigenous American boy riding the (sadly now extinct) Gigantic Turkey.

Dear 2023, don’t be a dick.

Everybody knows, a turkey with his missing toes helps to make a season bright