Why don’t they make the whole house out of chimney?

Not since God made sweet love to Mary has a greater gift been bestowed upon the people of Earth.  Yes, this is my complete Holiday

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

It’s a true Chranukkah this year. The first candle gets lit on 12/25. Egg nog and gelt – two great tastes that taste great together!

I guess “low information voter” is a euphemism for dumb-dumb the same way “economic anxiety” was a euphemism for racism 8 years ago, huh? Still,

I’ve decided to try to turn myself into one of those “low information voters” I keep hearing about. They sound like they have a nice

If King George III had conducted his war with France more responsibly, he wouldn’t have had to squeeze his colonies for so much tax revenue

Hamburger Helper: Hamburger Helper helps a hamburger make a great meal! Hamburger: I’m good.

Some people seem to think that these are interesting times in our nation’s politics, or that we’re in “uncharted waters” but actually, nothing has changed