Here’s What I’d Like to See:
Ewen McGregor as Obi Wan singing Weird Al’s “The Saga Begins”. He has a wonderful voice, I think everyone would enjoy it. The question is HOW?!
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 11/8/22
I SLEPT for a hundred years thanks to a witch’s SPELL, so everyone I know is dead now but I can’t tell you how refreshed I feel! Yeah, sorry haters. I got it in TWO!
Should have been called Polterghost tbh.
Bono has never lacked boldness or courage but early in his autobiography, he boasts about being an incredibly gifted mimic and then, if you listen to the audiobook, he actually goes on to impersonate everyone he quotes. Bill Clinton, James Carville, Michael Hutchence, Harry Belafonte, Angela Merkel. Everyone. I won’t say whether his boast turns […]
The audiobook is the way to enjoy Bono’s book, and the way to find out that Dubliners pronounce the letter “r” as “or”. For instance, Michael Stipe is the lead singer of Or.E.M. That’s new to me!
Use Your Wordle Guesses In A Sentence – 10/4/22
It would be GREAT if you could TOUCH up that PHOTO to eliminate the last thirty years of life choices.
Twitter verified me the day after I live-tweeted a rerun of the Randall/Clugman Odd Couple. Felt like a real cause and effect. Maybe that, as opposed to a monthly payment of any amount, should be the new requirement for verification? Not sure if it solves the monetization issue, but that was a pretty funny show.
If Twitter is ending, will there be another place for people to use the news of a famous person’s death as the setup to a lazy joke, or is that entire art form just supposed to vanish completely?
My friends Steve and Betsy O’Lantern had a son and didn’t name him Jack. What were they thinking?!
“Everyone I love will die of crime if I don’t vote for this Republican” – a lot of people apparently?
