Urgent advice: if you are a career white collar criminal who has been getting away with bank fraud and tax fraud for decades, don’t run for President! You might fuck it all up!

Thanks to all these Doordashes I can’t fit into my Jordaches.

Wait, what happened to “drinking chocolate”? That was a thing, right? Did I dream that?

Bonusnanza: Extravaganza #17

There’s an all new Extravaganza out today and it’s another installment of “With My Own Eyes” featuring Mick Vichaelis (Vic Michaelis) Dutch Swanson (Matt Gourley) and Ben Alterman (Andy Daly). Only on Patreon.com/AndyDaly

I once heard someone pronounce the word harbinger as harbringer and as far as I’m concerned, that’s the word. Don’t bother me with that shitty old pronunciation. I’m a harbringer of doom!

Oh, did Top Gun Maverick not win best picture? Huh.

The Andy Daly Podcast Project Patreon!

Hello! Well, my podcast Patreon has been up and running for three days now and I can report that it’s a ton of fun. Between the livestreams and the Discord and the comment threads on the Patreon page, I think fans of my nonsense have been enjoying finding one another and listening to stupid podcasts […]

Pedro Pascal being on The Mandalorian and The Last Of Us at the same time is exactly like when Ed McMahon was on Star Search and TV’s Bloopers & Practical jokes. Two phenomenal careers!

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