I’m jealous of the guest actors on Columbo. This isn’t healthy. I was a baby when this show was on. It’s okay that Robert Culp got this part instead of me. Plus he’s real good. Jeez.
In some ways the rebellious spirit of my youth has faded, but I’ll still bring reusable Trader Joe’s bags to Whole Foods.
If evolution is real, please explain why the ideal storage temperature for ice cream is five degrees higher than its ideal serving temperature. I’ll wait.
So, fifty years of a far right dictatorship and then the machines take over? Am I reading the news right?
Listen to the Keys to The Kingdom podcast!
Matt Gourley and Amanda Lund make me laugh in every episode of their wonderful new podcast, Keys to The Kingdom, in which these two old theme park pros give normies like you and me(?) a behind the scenes look at Disneyland, Universal Studios and other great American theme parks. If you’ve ever wanted to know […]
Can you point to a specific, meaningful way in which Mick Jagger’s advanced age has negatively impacted his work on the new Rolling Stones album? Not really. Now, apply that same question to another 80 year old. Can you point to a specific, meaningful way in which Joe Biden’s advanced age has negatively impacted his […]
op·ti·mism
For most of the 55 million years that primates have existed on earth, we’ve lived in a state of resource scarcity that has caused natural selection to encourage division over unity and strength over empathy. Our brains are big enough that some of us envision and wish for a different way to relate to one […]
Sometimes I google my own name to find out what I’m up to and occasionally I’m really surprised. If the name Andy Daly weren’t such a one-of-kind name I’d be tempted to think this must be someone else, but it has to be me. I am sad to be estranged from this third child – […]
Maria Bamford Has A Book!
Today’s the day Maria Bamford’s book comes out!! Go get it. It’s everything you want and expect it to be. Funny, smart, honest, thoughtful, kind. We are lucky to have this person and this book so go buy it! (the book)
If your elbow hurts from playing pickle ball, you are not allowed to tell people you have tennis elbow. You have pickle ball elbow. I know it sounds ridiculous, but your choices led you here.
