Here’s what happened: Betsy was preparing Gene’s morning meds when she suffered a heart attack and collapsed on the bathroom floor, scattering pills. Gene discovered her there and wanted to call 911 but can’t remember the password to open his iPad so decided to seek help from the nearest neighbor. The excitement, combined with missing […]
Why don’t they make the whole house out of chimney?
Holiday Viewing
Not since God made sweet love to Mary has a greater gift been bestowed upon the people of Earth. Yes, this is my complete Holiday Viewing List for 2024. The Inevitable The Classics TV Episodes If You Insist
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
It’s a true Chranukkah this year. The first candle gets lit on 12/25. Egg nog and gelt – two great tastes that taste great together!
I guess “low information voter” is a euphemism for dumb-dumb the same way “economic anxiety” was a euphemism for racism 8 years ago, huh? Still, I aspire to lower information in my life. Doing my best to have no idea what the hell is going on.
I’ve decided to try to turn myself into one of those “low information voters” I keep hearing about. They sound like they have a nice life.
Hot Take
If King George III had conducted his war with France more responsibly, he wouldn’t have had to squeeze his colonies for so much tax revenue and there wouldn’t have been a war for independence in America. Over time, England and France would have divvied up all of North America except for what are now the […]
Hamburger Helper: Hamburger Helper helps a hamburger make a great meal! Hamburger: I’m good.
Some people seem to think that these are interesting times in our nation’s politics, or that we’re in “uncharted waters” but actually, nothing has changed in nine years. If the Republican party nominates Donald Trump for President, every eligible voter in America has a responsibility to vote for the Democratic nominee.
