Not since God made sweet love to Mary has a greater gift been bestowed upon the people of Earth.  Yes, this is my complete Holiday

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

It’s a true Chranukkah this year. The first candle gets lit on 12/25. Egg nog and gelt – two great tastes that taste great together!

I guess “low information voter” is a euphemism for dumb-dumb the same way “economic anxiety” was a euphemism for racism 8 years ago, huh? Still,

I’ve decided to try to turn myself into one of those “low information voters” I keep hearing about. They sound like they have a nice

If King George III had conducted his war with France more responsibly, he wouldn’t have had to squeeze his colonies for so much tax revenue

Hamburger Helper: Hamburger Helper helps a hamburger make a great meal! Hamburger: I’m good.

Some people seem to think that these are interesting times in our nation’s politics, or that we’re in “uncharted waters” but actually, nothing has changed

I’m jealous of the guest actors on Columbo. This isn’t healthy. I was a baby when this show was on. It’s okay that Robert Culp