“Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received”? No, I don’t think so, sirs, madams and automated voice generators. Calls plural can be received in an order, but my singular call can’t be. Right? I think I’m right.

Can we go with “we answer our calls in the order in which they are received”? I realize re-recording all of these will take a lot of work, but if a thing is worth doing…